Ribald Limerick Poems Pt. 2

Ribald Limerick Poems Pt. 2

EARNINGS  

The earnings from sales, oh my gosh!  

But let’s not get cocky or posh.  

The saving that’s higher  

Is not from a buyer,  

But from less often doing the wash


FOR THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FANS  

At a dinner, the young Mr. Sable  

Was aroused by Miss Fawn’s VS label  

Seeing him so turned on,  

The thoughtful Miss Fawn  

Relived him right under the table!


CLOSING THOUGHTS  

Although I have much helpful chatter  

Just a few few things in life truly matter  

If you’ve made brownies to sell  

And for yourself as well  

Be clear which is which kind of batter